That's all I can say.
Also, WHY IN ARCEUS' NAME IS DEVIANTART BLOCKED, BUT TUMBLR ISN'T?
IT MAKES ZERO SENSE TO ME....
FeelingsWhy do you do this?Feelings by CybertronianGirl01
Do you enjoy my pain?
Screaming in my face
Making tears fall once again
I tried to make it better
When my mom was working
But that, of course, failed
And ended with more fighting
So we tried again
A few years later
But then you insulted me
And called me a quitter
So here I stand in the present
With you yelling at me
About how I'm worthless
And have always been lazy
I wanted someone to love me
To show me they do
But obviously that person
Isn't going to be you.
Fem!Pregnant!Reader x Phone guy-Hush little babyHush, little baby, don't say a wordFem!Pregnant!Reader x Phone guy-Hush little baby by IceySaur
Papa's going to buy you a mockingbird
He sang to the baby for a while now. I chuckled.
"Phil,it's not even born yet. You don't need to sing to it y'know."
He just smiled and continued.
If that mockingbird won't sing
Papa's going to buy you a diamond ring
I shook my head but smiled.
"Philip,you're an idiot. But I love you~" He kissed the 'baby' and hugged me close.
"But you still love me,right (Y/n)?" I nodded my head and smiled. "I just said that silly~"
"Well,what will we call the baby?" I thought for a bit and then smiled.
"How about (Girl name) if it's a girl and (Boy name) if it's a boy?" He smiled and kissed my forehead.
"Sounds nice. I like those names...(Girl name) or (Boy name) Anderson..."
If that diamond ring turns brass
Papa's going to buy you a looking glass
If that looking glass gets broke
Papa's going to buy you a billy goat
He would never admit it,but he took singing classes,so he had a VERY nice singing voice. And
Fem!Reader x The Puppet-I can't decide~It's not easy having yourself a good timeFem!Reader x The Puppet-I can't decide~ by IceySaur
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten
Ah,dearest (Y/n)~. She's our new security guard and I must admit,she must be one of the very few adults that doesn't find me scary~! She even called me cute once~!
Sigh...I find it bad that my urges to kill her take over when the music box stops....
Heh...But sometimes...Sometimes she's lucky.
Oh how I love her. And she always seems happy to see me~
My dearest (Y/n),the music box stopped~
I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you're gotten in my way
I got out of that box...Box thing? Eh,it looks like a box to me. Anyway,I got out of the box and went straight for (Y/n)'s office.
When she saw me,she smiled. I couldn't help but feel all fuzzy. But,my job is my job...I didn't want to kill her,so I just knocked
Human!Foxy X Reader - You Are A Pirate!Human!Foxy X Reader - You Are A Pirate! by PikaBlaze
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Being a pirate is alright to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
You are a pirate!
You groaned in agony. Foxy drives you insane! He's repeating that fricking song over and over again. And according to that smug grin on his face, he's doing it on purpose.
It's not because he likes that song, no, he just want to tease you. He thinks you look quite adorable when you're angry.
We got us a map to lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks and buried deep away.
We'll dig up the box, we know it's full of precious booty.
Burst open the locks, and then we'll say "HOORAY!"
Foxy snickered at the "booty" part. You rolled your eyes. You know that this word has another meaning. Sometimes that fox pirate acts pretty immature.
He turned to you. "Now it's your cue, (Y/N)!"
"Huh? What do you mean by "cue"?" Foxy shaked his head at your ignorance. "To sing, of course! Remember
I'm Dingo and I have serious issues|
I try to be nice unless you're a dick to me first. In that case, fuck you.
(Picture is by Humon)
- hobo sister who stalks TFP starscream, trying to steal his heels, all while eating bacon
Current Residence: US
deviantWEAR sizing preference: HERO-SIZED
Favourite genre of music: any kind, as long as it's real /MUSIC/
Favourite style of art: TF2
Operating System: windows 7/vista
MP3 player of choice: Uh
Skin of choice: Russian
Favourite cartoon character: Engie
Personal Quote: I'm not fat, I'm hero-sized